Rating: 2/5
I’m finding Christopher Lee in the most unexpected places. It’s kind of amazing how cheap this movie looks with this cast. The score has some groovin’ drums.
- Welp, time for my daily cry.
- Sorry, could you repeat that? I got distracted thinking about this horny farmer I know.
- Have you removed the necessary fluids from the woman? I don’t want them or anything; I was just curious.
- That is some seriously heretical sperm!
- Concubines? I was hoping for a foosball table.
- It says Abort, Retry, Fail. Why would anyone choose Fail?
- I’m pretty sure this is the plot of every Rush album.
- We use radio to broadcast our telepathy? Do I have that right?
- There’s no fighting it — I just love a good dossier.