Rating: 1.5/5
This movie is almost exclusively bird attack scenes. There is a whisper of plot for a minute or two, but I’ve already forgotten what it is beyond, “Birds are attacking us… Why?”
The eyeball attacks are pretty gross-looking, despite also looking cheap. They actually kill a lot of birds in this movie, it’s depressing :(
Thank you, Wikipedia, for listing The Birds under ‘See Also’.
Flamingos are such dinosaurs!!
- A bird screeches. Two lovers kiss at sunset in Acapulco. More birds hanging outside a strip mall.
- DaVinci dreamed of men soaring in khakis.
- When your dad directed Zindy, the Swamp Boy, you can write your own ticket in Hollywood.
- I tawt I taw a tabernacle!
- That’s super, daddy! Almost makes you want to get your eyeball ripped out of your skull!
- Please don’t.
- I’m going out to punch birds.
- I’m just a simple birthday nurse, leave me out of this!
- I forgot! We have 10,000 cats in the basement! (Mike referring to another Rene Cardona Jr. movie, Night of a Thousand Cats).