Rating: 1.5/5
This film was Chuck Norris’s father’s favorite movie of his. Why do trucker movies have to have arm wrestling subplots? I guess it’s just this and Over the Top.
Beware the Jack Nance jump scare — I love that he’s going full Nance while talking to the famously unexpressive Norris. This movie is so much weirder than the premise suggets — Nance fits in more than Norris.
I love the name Arlene Trimmings.
- This rattlesnake sure likes bittin!
- I sure do love unspecified things.
- Thumbs up to the truck things you’re doing!
- He says he can put you down in 10 seconds! He says he’s the best damn veterinarian in the whole county.
- Hold on, just gotta put on my death skull codpiece so you know I’m not very nice.
- — They arrested a flag? — Yep, its colors ran—flat out defied every bumper sticker and Big Dog tee shirt in town.
- A quick pose for Tiger Beat over here…
- The kind of van that says, “Ask me about my blacklight poster of Tom Bombadil.”
- – They killed your uncle George. — But uncle George is supposed to shoot me in the head this afternoon!
- — Just get in the car! — My six-word review of Driving Ms. Daisy