Rating: 1/5
The opening crawl literally copies and pastes the Wikipedia entry for “megalodon.”
This director has multiple movies featuring sharks: Ouija Shark, Raiders of the Lost Shark, Nano Shark, Kaiju Glam Metal Shark Attack, and Puppet Shark. This movie had two sequels directed by z-movie icon Mark Polonia, who also directed: Cocaine Shark, Sharkula, Sharkenstein, Noah’s Shark, Virus Shark, Shark Encounters of the Third Kind, Doll Shark, Mummy Shark, and Camp Blood Clown Shark.
- But how is the lake pronounced?
- Read a petroleum extraction trade newsletter, you spaz.
- This is like Clueless directed by Fred Olen Ray.
- It’s some sort of water-based Street Shark!
- Hurry up, man, before the trial version of Adobe After Effects expires!
- My pixels!
- I’m afraid Mike is rowing bikini-clad women across the River Styx.
- It was fun watching her sleep, everybody, but she’s awake now.
- What’s in your comeuppance? A shark or something?