Rating: 1/5
I am doing something no one has ever considered doing while watching this movie—yeah, don’t tell dad, but I’m smoking some reefer. That’s right, I’m lighting up that righteous bush, and lord help me, I feel the violent sensations and madness descending on me now…
This opening crawl is interminable!
Thank god they watched the color version — it looks terrible 😌
- Warning, during this movie you may experience emotions and sensations. We apologize for causing you to feel.
- I’m going to read this letter to you, even though it gets a little steamy.
- The message? True love conquers all :)