Rating: 2.5/5
Dude, the cold open to the smoothest ’80s guitar put me in such a positive mood. I guess it’s the Theme from Light Blast by Guido & Maurizio de Angelis.
The people-melting effects are cheap, but wildly gross for what otherwise feels like a police procedural.
I finally got the attraction to Erik Estrada. It only took him fighting in his underwear.
- Light Blast: all the great taste of Blast, but only half the calories.
- We can listen to people bone—we have the technology.
- Hey angel, I finally showered like you asked.
- You wanna bring society to its knees? Threaten the stunt car shows in Oakland.
- Is it possible these stunt cars are doing too many stunts?
- “Camera man still on top” is the name of my Ansel Adams rock opera.
- It’s just nice to be around a fuck-ton of large vehicles.
- Rich Corinthian Leather Blast
- Ow, right in the CHIPs!
- Did cocaine design that car?