The Old Guard (2020)

10 May 2025

Rating: 2.5/5

Dude looks like David Duchovny got plastic surgery to look more like Doug Funny.

I’m happy the lesbians get a dark, gritty Xena-coded superhero movie at Netflix’s budget. I love seeing a dead CEO.

But oh boy, this is the most pro-military movie I’ve seen.


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