Rating: /5
- Great job packing. You know you can’t wear that phone book to your sister’s wedding, right?
- Men never rip off other men. It’s true.
- Excuse me, miss, I’ve been admiring your hat. Would you like to trade it for some low-grade oil?
- He’s in hell!
- Pull your pants up to just below your nipples, and the ladies will flock to you.