Rating: 1/5
- Oh, something suburban is attacking them! I don’t know what it is, but it’s definitely not urban or rural!
- Bass Pro Shop endorsement, is that you?
- Sorry, kid, there’s a new shopping area, so I gotta kill you.
- Lot’s wife refused to investigate Sasquatch, and look what happened to her!
- How come Spielberg never used a purple vortex scene transition?
- I went to heaven and there were hot dogs everywhere.
- I’ll never give up on my quest to eat Sasquatch.
- But Coily the Spring Sprite turned all the springs into pipes!