Rating: 2/5
Kinga and Max’s financier, Dr Kabal, shows up and tells them they need to get a second host. This one is still Jonah, but they show Emily at the end.
I guess Elliott Kalan is a consulting writer?
I always forget Full Moon Entertainment had money at one point. Like, not a lot, but money.
Don Michael Paul is doing his best Mickey Rourke.
- If Barbara Crampton doesn’t reanimate a castle freak in this movie, I’m out
- Albert Band? Is he related to Dave Matthews Band?
- Oh no, my content has shifted!
- Please allow passengers with connecting scorpions to exit first
- — Do we have enough time? — The plot can wait
- That’s gonna max out the floppy drive
- Crampton Comes Alive