Rating: 1/5
Cult Movie Challenge 2024 | 22/52 | Robert Z’Dar
Tony Stone comes to John Lynch’s club with a big job — rob an ice cream factory. They have 22 trucks — that’s so much ice cream money! A guard lets them in, and they make it in and out with two casualties.
The factory owner catches on that the guard was part of it, and the guard spills the beans on Tony’s gang. The police find Tony and Lynch and send them to maximum security prison.
But before the bus can get there, Tony’s men trick the bus into stopping, and they escape. With nowhere to run, they find a farmhouse full of bikini-clad babes and hold them hostage.
Meanwhile, the police work to track down the fugitives.
This movie sucks, and I love it! I’ve never seen Robert Z’Dar speak so much.
Honestly, after 40 minutes, this becomes pretty unbearable.
** Stray Thoughts / Spoilers **
- We open on some women auditioning to dance for… ?
- Lynch, after Tony interrupts his sex sesh, tells the model to “keep it warm for me.”
- The ice cream plant has, like, ten guards
- Tony shoots a cop in the chest and yells, “What do you want from me?”
- Why does the bus full of maximum security guards stop to help a man in drag?
- “We’ve come to get you, Tony! We fooled them! We fooled them!”
- Only three convicts get off the bus. The rest quietly wait for the police to arrive.
- A kid says, “Hey, sexy auntie,” to his aunt in a bathing suit.
- “Pull all the phones out of the wall. No one calls in, no one calls out.”
- A kid at the dojo shit-talks another kid. His dad says, “Just ignore him.” The shit-talking kid’s dad says, “Hey, don’t ignore my son!” The two dads get in the ring and fight.
- Tony’s mom runs a cat shelter called The Gay Paris
- Why would they send one of the hostages to get a doctor??
- “I have champagne — everything inside me bubbles,” says the sex worker to the police chief
- “They say I’m backward because I like it in the back.”
- The dad gives Tony $3500 to leave, and Tony says, “Maybe.”
- Lynch has a disgusting rape scene
- How does Lynch call out if they ripped all the phones off the walls?
- I love the way Z’Dar says, “You son of a bitch”
- I don’t love the racist slurs
- I’m glad he rented a hotel room with enough floor space to wrestle
- Why does Tony’s mom fight the guy trying to help them??
- Wait, I thought they shot the doctor?
- “I’ll kill them, American style.”
- All this over ice cream money smdh