Rating: 2.5/5
TV’s son of TV’s frankfurter
Woah, Dr. Laurence Erhardt returned! I legitimately forgot about him.
This movie is okay — more boring than broken
The little animated alien is nightmare fuel — I love him. Why are there so many different aliens?
- Don’t talk to the lovecraftian obelisk, dear!
- — Grandpa! — Not now, telephone
- Every part of the cow
- The afterglow of elder love cools in the desert mist
- — This doesn’t make any sense! — It’s a Charles Band movie, what did you expect?
- Come, sweet death
- Crap, I think that thing imprinted on me
- At least give the horse a weapon, jeez!