Rating: 2/5
Always nice to see Pearl and Elliott Kalan, however briefly.
The villain looks like Dustin Hoffman in Hook. Obviously, this movie was an influence.
This movie isn’t horrible, but it would have made me cry as a child. Riffing on a movie that is trying to be funny is a losing battle.
- That dog is barking for his agent
- I can’t believe this is in the Bible
- — You know something, mister? — Uh, no
- I think I know what happens next. I’ve seen The Wicker Man
- — Why can’t every day be gay? — That’s a loaded question
- Not so fast, you big baby. I mean, not so fast, my widdle baby.