Rating: 1.5/5
Wild seeing a Lamberto Bava movie on MST3K. Alas, not everything he did was the caliber of Demons or Macabre. It would be easy to blame budget — Lamberto and Mario had their share of crippled funding — but even with a convincing monster, this movie wouldn’t have much.
- I’m pleased at things
- — Still gets to you, doesn’t she? — Yes, she’s a very sexy radio
- — I haven’t seen anything like this — Me neither. You?
- If you’re so smart, why don’t you speak English or play the drums?
- Here you go, this will make your coat shiny.
- That’s Euro-funny
- The computer says it’s 40 feet. Lucky bastard.