Rating: 3/5
Bond, Ranked Bond: The Cold War’s Horniest Spy
Stray Thoughts / Spoilers
- The fake seagull on the head is a nice touch.
- They sang the theme song from this movie on an episode of Fraiser.
- That guy swinging his girlfriend in ice skates around seems dangerous for a public rink.
- Bond says, “Men talk,” then pops Dink on the ass to get her to move.
- Bond saying you need earmuffs when listening to The Beatles
- The spike coming out of the wheel is Batman-esque.
- So Oddjob’s hat can either cut off a statue’s head or knock someone out
- The ejection seat
- Pussy Galore
- Having a secondary peephole is tight.
- Pussy Galore’s Flying Circus
- The horny trumpet as Pussy Galore’s pilots exit their planes
- “[JFK voice] Knock off Fort Knox?”
- Delta 9?! Oh, nerve gas, never mind
- When Bond writes 007, he makes the 7 look like a little pistol like the logo
- Oh cool, he just SAs Pussy Galore in the barn.
- Bond’s just kind of hanging out this whole movie
- — “Where’s your butler friend?” — “Oh, he blew a fuse.”
- Goldfinger sucked out of the airplane window like a dust bunny in a vacuum.
- Pussy Galore is an incredible pilot. But sure, Bond’s got it.
- Bond loves fucking en plein air