The Amityville Horror (1979)

08 Oct 2023

Rating: 2.5/5

houses don't have memories

Some guy murders a bunch of people in a house. One year later, newlyweds George and Kathy Lutz make an offer on the house, fully aware of the murders

Father Delaney pays a visit, hearing kids playing upstairs, but finds the room empty — he intends to bless the house, but the room fills with flies and the smell of rot, and a disembodied voice whisper-yells, “Get out!”

George (James Brolin) is initially kind to everyone but grows cold and irritable. Stuff keeps going wrong at the house, and every religious person who tries to visit gets sick

I think a lot of people my age don’t love this because it’s ultimately about home ownership — something I’m never going to experience — stuck doors, finger-crushing windows, doors blowing clean off the place, bug infestation

this house is supposed to be well-insulated — they'll nickel and dime you to death

One of the most pronounced set pieces is a guy losing $1500 for caterers — the house is literally eating money. The IRS is calling too, and George tries to suppress his ire…ess

you find religion and forget about business

I don’t think the movie is that bad — I do think it’s sloppy, though, and introduces several threads that it doesn’t follow up on (see spoiler section for rant), but it’s got some creeps and spooks

That said, the film is a digest of horror cliches — jump scares and fake-outs out of the wazoo, house wind, creepy kids talking to “imaginary friends,” cats with bad vibes, irrationally angry fathers who chop too much wood, crosses being flipped over, learning secrets through microfiche, being supposedly based on a true story

I didn’t love this movie — I’m glad I can take it off the watchlist

** Spoilers / Stray Thoughts **


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