Rating: 2/5
- he learned too late than man is a feeling beast
- did lee harvey oswald shoot this footage?
- you can really tell this is japan
- you’re jackin it, trav…eh…uh
- you guys talkin about my butt?
- jacks master, in color!
- ninja bow and arrow sold separately
- 🎵 ninja master theme song [to the tune of “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)]
Demi Moore just one year before she broke through in St. Elmo’s Fire. For a massacre of a script, she still gives a solid performance and disappears after 20 minutes