Oppenheimer (2023)

21 Jul 2023

Rating: 2.5/5

Somebody told me that Cillian Murphy hangs brain in this — I just wanted to see how Cillian Murphy’s penis was doing since we haven’t seen it since 28 Days Later. No dice!

We’ll have to wait for the 4K UHD screen grabs to conclusively say if I saw his testicles through Florence Pugh’s legs — if you are imagining a sexy scene, you forget that this is Christopher Nolan here — a man who I can only presume has missionary position sex with his WIFE, thank you very much, for the express purposes of procreation

Reach out in the comments if them Peaky Blinders boys give up the goods, because this gal is thirsty, and lord these New Mexico deserts are dry


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