Rating: 3/5
Johnny is hysterical. He swings off lampposts and plays air guitar like he will break out into song. Instead, he just whines like a 30-year-old playing a teenager.
Damien looks like Christopher Guest in This is Spinal Tap. When he yanks off his hair, he looks like the Dean from Community for one brief moment.
There’s one great special effects scene where a giant ant drags Vincent Pastore into a stereo speaker. It’s so funny.
There are a lot of good and lousy monster makeup and effects, especially in the third act.