This movie was watched as part of a RiffTrax commentary.
Absolutely too-notch title card and credit sequence. The score is so hilariously cheap, which really creates an odd juxtaposition with the actually considered credits.
This movie was filmed in North Carolina, US! We get some familiar shots of the Blue Ridge Parkway for their absurdly long driving sequences.
- Wes, do you have to leave tonight? Can’t you finish making my pants?
- Dark grey smudges that the audience can’t recognize, is that you?
- 50% of this script reads, “Creep ogles nymphette.”
- We’re liberal people here. We have The West Wing on DVD.
- New gun cleaning method. Step one, oil up the ol’ wang.
- I will not rest until all my nephews are fired.
- “C’mon, kill some animals, enjoy yourself!” (actual quote from movie)
- Maybe I’ll take a shot at the Philly Fanatic—that’ll teach him to read my thoughts.
- Welp, better get those cows out of my breakfast nook.
- He’s evil, but fair.
- I learned all my lines, and now I’m acting them!