This movie was watched as part of a RiffTrax commentary.
The visuals in this movie are the perfect amount of cheap, setting vibes even if they aren’t convincing.
A hilarious amount of long driving scenes. They’re fairly scenic, but they take up so much time! I forgot this was sci-fi until Vincent Schiavelli reappeared with a laser dagger thing.
Martin Landau, with a mustache, is nearly unrecognizable.
Darby Hinton of Malibu Express fame! I guess he was in a ton of Greydon Clark movies. He’s so handsome. Darby. Not Greydon, who appears in this movie and delivers a more awkward performance than I thought anyone could manage, let alone the director.
It’s genuinely shocking when Cybill Shepherd shows up. Was her career really this low in 1980? At least she acts in accordance with her meager wages. The most welcome phoning-it-in I’ve seen in recent memory.
- The story of how one man bought Dockers, but the inseam was too short.
- Urine and blood-vision, thanks movie!
- Stoned people, enjoy these lights. Sober people? Something may happen eventually.
- Slightly different kinds of lights? What a twist!
- Don’t even think about saving that abandoned child.
- We’ll talk to you tomorrow. We’ll just sit in this room until then.
- Cows vs. Predator was a very short film.
- First time outside, sir?
- I don’t know who you are, mister, but I don’t mind telling you that smarts!
- Weird, lotta dead canaries in here. Oh well, in I go!