This movie was watched as part of a RiffTrax commentary.
Okay, maybe I was a little too kind to this movie. I still don’t hate it, but weirdly, it’s easier to see the flaws when dudes are commenting over it and pointing out those flaws.
But those third-act transformation effects are what’s up.
- He’s a no-nonsense sword. She’s a free-spirited sorcerer without a care in the world. They’ve got a lot to learn about each other and even more to learn about love.
- You dare question the veracity of Microsoft Encarta?!
- Crom-well well well…
- A quick rendition of ‘Baba Lou’ ought to calm things down.
- This movie’s all in on going through wall openings.
- Sir Exposition talks offscreen.
- Say, does that chap know he’s being crucified?