This movie was watched as part of a RiffTrax commentary.
- When a samurai illegally parks in a loading zone between the hours of 8 AM and 6 PM, Samurai Cop is there.
- Live Free or Die Z’Dar!
- I have no opinion on that. Or I do!
- — I can’t, but I’ll be home later on. — Isn’t that true of all people who have a home?
- You like tiramisu? Dan’s not gonna finish his.
- And that’s when the Viagra kicked in.
- I’m finished… no! Remember your Chumbawamba training!
- Leave him alone! Why are you being so mean?!
- This weather stripping is shot! She’s gonna get ants!
- Getaway in an untended vehicle? This man knows his Sun Tzu.
- Oh me? Just fiddling with a gun in front of this mom curtain.
- And now my elbow crease is properly lubricated with blood and sinew.