This movie was watched as part of a RiffTrax commentary.
Watching the Rifftrax Live version, which is not edited down like the MST3K version.
- Hey, those Argentinian kids are just German kids in disguise!
- Choreography by Beelzebubly Berkeley
- Boy, this “Cartas” fella sure gets a lot of mail!
- All of Western civilization is Kris Kringle’s mad playpen
- Craig was born in a bed of straw??
- — I’m going to ask Santa Claus for two pretty dollies. If he brings two, I’ll give one to little Jesus. — [tearfully] Give it to Craig instead.
- We forgot Santa is a NATO signatory!