This movie was watched as part of a RiffTrax commentary.
- Paper and I, the searing love story of our time.
- Here I am, Willie! I’m just serving gruel to the other captured children.
- He murders countless brothers and sisters, Willie!
- And now Willie is visited by the Paper Bag of Christmas Future.
- Paper, paper, paper…
- Welp, time to become Freddy Kreuger.