This movie was watched as part of a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.
As a title, Escape from the Bronx blows compared to Escape 2000
This movie rules at times and is intensely dull at others. I wish sick explosions and funny shooting faces were enough for me.
This episode is the last one with a fan letter :(
- I’m a pretty good judge of who’s going to leave the Bronx, and this guy isn’t one of them
- Sir, would you at least take a Watchtower?
- Have you seen a knife like this? But wait, there’s more!
- A fascist Italian? Come on…
- Is that true? Do you suck?
- Abandon all buildings ye who enter here
- You! Lick me!
- War-torn The Bronx
- Another hard-hitting look at cities with buildings
- This is good gum!
- I think I have something, over. I think it’s a cold, over.
- Oh bummer! I hope they don’t blow our crotches up
- Hi, kill us! Thank you!