Bond, Ranked Bond: The Cold War’s Horniest Spy
Stray Thoughts/Spoilers
- Have to watch on Max or rent it on Amazon Prime. Similar to Never Say Never Again, it cuts off like 40% of the screen.
- Bond snowboards, so they play The Beach Boys?
- Horse microchips
- Christopher Walken is perfect
- Grace Jones kissing James Bond feels weird. He’s so old
- A horseback fist fight on a steeplechase
- Inhaling tire air seems like a bar idea
- “The bubbles tickle my… Tchaikovsky!”
- Lazy, making Walken a “psychopath” so they don’t have to explain any illogical behavior
- He can never just say “James Bond,” its so tedious
- A “double earthquake”
- Why does May Day turn? And why does she stay on the bomb??
- Bond is missing… again. And we must presume the worst… again. Even though he’s where he always is — fucking the person he spent most of the movie with