Bond, Ranked Bond: The Cold War’s Horniest Spy
Stray Thoughts/Spoilers
- Straight out of the gate, Bond strangling a woman with her bikini top.
- The most iconic Bond theme.
- Went and Kidd are total dopes.
- [Sean Connery voice] Hovercraft
- Tiffany Case
- Plenty O’Toole
- A caged black woman turning into a gorilla at Circus Circus.
- Plenty O’Toole’s body tied up in the pool — the most overtly horny murder I’ve seen in a Bond.
- Why are the astronauts moving so slow? They’re not actually in outer space!
- The car-on-two-wheels stunt — the car enters on the right side and exits on the left
- Scaling the casino is a good set piece. It’s the most spy-crafty thing Bond has done in ages.
- The cassette tape of “World’s Greatest Marches.”
- Blofeld in drag
- If they could have just blown up the oil rig to stop the laser, why was Bond there, let alone the tape mishap?
- They did Tiffany Case dirty. She went from cunning to airhead by the end.