Bond, Ranked Bond: The Cold War’s Horniest Spy
Stray Thoughts / Spoilers
- Jet packs
- Guess they hadn’t decided Blofeld looks like Dr. Evil yet. The figure behind the shades has a full head of hair.
- Oh cool, more SA on Patricia. She ties him to a machine and says, “First time I’ve felt safe all day.”
- Bond blackmailing Patricia for sex. Such a cool dude.
- They showed perfect mask replication in From Russia with Love. But they made this guy get facial reconstruction surgery?
- They must make these cars out of kerosine-soaked paper, the way they go up in flames.
- Dominique Derval
- Why do they change the actor who plays Felix Leiter in every movie? It’s confusing.
- Throwing a guy in a backyard pool for sharks to eat doesn’t feel like the cleanest way to dispose of a guy.
- If you’re a member of SPECTRE, why would you wear an ostentatious membership ring?
- The pane of glass between Sean Connery and the sharks is visible. From what I read, one got past it and nearly bit him.
- The dog peeing in the middle of the parade
- If you wrap a leg wound with a wet handkerchief, it feels better and you can dance on it.
- The rocket pack that shoots yellowish green bubbles rules
- Did they actually shoot a shark? It was bleeding out of its gills.
- A plane yeets them out of the raft. THE END