Bond, Ranked Bond: The Cold War’s Horniest Spy
Stray Thoughts / Spoilers
- Overlays of people dancing — guess the filmmakers watched Mulholland Dr.
- Sylvia Trench
- They subtitle “Ciao” as “[speaking Italian]”
- Bond driving the taxi driver’s dead body to the Government House is cold as hell.
- “Mixed, not stirred,” martini
- Bond is more scared of a tarantula than a gun in his face.
- Entirely too much calypso music
- Ursula Andress, holding two pink conch shells
- Honey Rider
- “… what do you know about animals? Did you ever see a mongoose dance, a scorpion with sunstroke sting itself to death, or a praying mantis eat her husband after making love?”
- The locals thinking a tank is a dragon is so infantilizing.
- How much should I care about Ursula Andress’s bikini top continuity?
- For how astute Bond is, drinking the villain’s coffee is a rookie mistake
- Dr. No sneaks in to get a peek at Bond’s penis while he’s asleep
- You can tell by the color of his martini that they used Bonal Gentiane–Quina instead of dry vermouth.
- The radiation danger level gauge changes back and forth from 35 to 55 between shots.
- While we’re stranded in the ocean, let’s knock one out