This movie was watched as part of a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.
Believe it or not, I have only seen the movie without MST3K commentary — a college friend lent it and 2001 to me (two movies he watched every year — certifiably insane)
- Smoking is good for you!
- diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you
- If they cancel Battlestar Galactica, I’ll kill myself
- I see Santa Claus! And he’s kissing mommy!
- God he’s good
- These are like the cheap versions of the Lost in Space sets
- Oscar Wilde 2000
- Mm, child tracks, two, three days old
- What is this, the end of The Shining?
- What’s Vietnam?
- Isn’t that the Jeopardy theme done in a minor key?
- Santa’s gonna cut ya, man. Santa’s a blade man, man
- Santa Claus, you’re coming with us… to town
- Have you ever seen a grown man cry?